Tuesday, September 18, 2007

'Scuze me while I kiss this guy

It's the most obnoxious habit in the history of rock ... dude's who don't know the words.

Course we've all done it. I thought Bette Midler was singing about "from a deer stand," and AC/DC was saying they were "caught in the middle of a ring of time." (From a Distance and Thunderstruck respectively).

But here's a hilarious column with Web sites attached all about those famously distorted lines - "Scuze me, while I kiss this guy," and "Rolled up like a douche."

Check it out and turn red with embarrassment after learning you've been humming the wrong words for decades.

But in case you're wondering ... Yep, Steve Miller really does call himself the "pompatus of love" and no 'pompatus" is not a word