Britney in the charts

Since I've been reassigned to the Britney Spears beat -- What did I do? -- here's today's news, which I'm stealing directly from USA Today as I gurgle my fourth cup of a.m. coffee:

Britney's "Gimme More" has debuted at No. 69 on the national radio airplay charts. (No. 1 is some song by Fergie, which apparently is so good it's been No. 1 for six weeks. Go Peas, go!)

There are jokes galore here, but it's too early to be that crude.

More later.