Lyrics anyone?

The other day a song came on the radio. My boy, age 8 with ears like a bat, was trying to figure out some of the lyrics to "Black Dog" by Led Zeppelin. It brought to mind a slew of other songs that, to me, are incomprehensible. I don't mean I can't make out the words; I mean that I can make out the words, but they simply make no sense.

Some of the more non-sequitured songs: Long Cool Woman, Mony Mony, and of course anything by Bob Dylan.