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For those of you desperate for the dish on the once fabled miscreants of Guns 'n' Roses, The Top-Hatted One, best known as Slash, has penned a new autobiography.

Though it couldn't possibly be a better read than Motley Crue's, "The Dirt," or even Nikki Sixx's harrowing, "The Heroin Diaries," I'd just be fascinated to learn that Slash could string sentences together.

I love listening to G'n'R, but not so sure I wanna read about G'n'R.